can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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