We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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