Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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