I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
