is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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