worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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