you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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