Dual....:-)
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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