Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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