Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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