Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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