wanna go halves on a baby?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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