after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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