I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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