Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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