We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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