I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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