Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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