Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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