If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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