i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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