sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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