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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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