Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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