So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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