If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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