Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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