She's JV to your varsity
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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