I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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