Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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