dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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