Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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