he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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