I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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