but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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