Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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