So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
this will be a night to untag.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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