Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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