I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
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I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Randomize