Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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