Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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