How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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