what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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