I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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