i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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