My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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