i think my tv is drunk
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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