It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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