Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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