sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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