..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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