You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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