Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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