I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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