before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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