That's intense
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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