hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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